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seasonsrpg2023-04-18 03:39 pm
at_heart) wrote in seasonsrpg2023-04-18 03:39 pm
Entry tags:
- attack on titan: eren jaeger,
- code geass: lelouch vi britannia,
- end roll: kantera,
- fate grand order: oryou,
- fire emblem: rafal,
- genshin impact: fischl,
- genshin impact: kamisato ayato,
- gintama: hijikata toshirou,
- legend of zelda: princess zelda,
- lego monkie kid: red son,
- nier: replicant v. 1.22: kainé,
- nier: replicant v. 1.22: nier,
- one piece: sabo,
- original: chipp,
- original: crow that heralds the red rain,
- original: kenta fiorello,
- original: nenonen,
- original: rosenkrantz,
- tales of vesperia: yuri lowell
[ open: maid cafe fundraiser ]
WHO: Yuri, Saya, Kantera, Venti, Lumine, and YOU!
WHAT: A fundraiser for office space for Yuri's up-and-coming guild, Brave Vesperia Ellipsa.
WHEN: Late April.
WHERE: Blossomcrown, a karaoke bar rented out for the occasion.
WARNINGS: Cheesecakey fun. Potentially alcohol consumption. All maids offering black menu services will be linking to an additional top-level off comm ♥
[ When you head to the location of Yuri's GPS ping from yesterday's network post, you'll find a rented-out little karaoke bar with MAID FOR YOU written on a handmade banner that is temporarily covering the bar's normal name, decorated in pink and black on the inside, with a lot of cute little two-chair tables taking up most of the floor space. There are rooms in the back that would normally be for singing karaoke in private, and singing with a maid is indeed one of the things you can do with those rooms today!
The real draw, though, is all of the very cute folks dressed as maids and/or butlers today, who will — for a small fee — wait on you personally. ♥
Take a menu, select a maid, and place your orders... or just ask Yuri what all the commotion's about, he'll be happy to explain! ]
((ooc: Maid cafe fundraiser! Don't worry too much about the coins your character is spending here, nothing is too expensive (though the black menu items are at a premium), we're all just here for the CR.
PLEASE NOTE: Yuri does feel personally responsible for the safety and comfort of all the Official Maids who are trying to help him raise funds here, so he will be actively trying to curb anyone bullying their friends into signing up, and he really doesn't want anyone working for him to be wearing or doing anything that makes them uncomfortable. Adult characters who only want to wear pink ribbons? Characters who want a full coverage maid outfit, or who want to be butlers instead? Excellent exercising of your boundaries, Yuri loves that for you.
You can, however, definitely pay for the "dress up as maid or butler" menu item and use that to bully your friends to your hearts' content. 😉))
WHAT: A fundraiser for office space for Yuri's up-and-coming guild, Brave Vesperia Ellipsa.
WHEN: Late April.
WHERE: Blossomcrown, a karaoke bar rented out for the occasion.
WARNINGS: Cheesecakey fun. Potentially alcohol consumption. All maids offering black menu services will be linking to an additional top-level off comm ♥
[ When you head to the location of Yuri's GPS ping from yesterday's network post, you'll find a rented-out little karaoke bar with MAID FOR YOU written on a handmade banner that is temporarily covering the bar's normal name, decorated in pink and black on the inside, with a lot of cute little two-chair tables taking up most of the floor space. There are rooms in the back that would normally be for singing karaoke in private, and singing with a maid is indeed one of the things you can do with those rooms today!
The real draw, though, is all of the very cute folks dressed as maids and/or butlers today, who will — for a small fee — wait on you personally. ♥
Take a menu, select a maid, and place your orders... or just ask Yuri what all the commotion's about, he'll be happy to explain! ]
((ooc: Maid cafe fundraiser! Don't worry too much about the coins your character is spending here, nothing is too expensive (though the black menu items are at a premium), we're all just here for the CR.
PLEASE NOTE: Yuri does feel personally responsible for the safety and comfort of all the Official Maids who are trying to help him raise funds here, so he will be actively trying to curb anyone bullying their friends into signing up, and he really doesn't want anyone working for him to be wearing or doing anything that makes them uncomfortable. Adult characters who only want to wear pink ribbons? Characters who want a full coverage maid outfit, or who want to be butlers instead? Excellent exercising of your boundaries, Yuri loves that for you.
You can, however, definitely pay for the "dress up as maid or butler" menu item and use that to bully your friends to your hearts' content. 😉))
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When Rosen actually carries out the instructions, though, it's not half as humiliating as Hijikata expected. He does it nicely, in fact... and while Hijikata would rather bite his own tongue off than admit to it, it does give him a funny little feeling in his stomach. Huh. Apparently even a country bumpkin samurai like him can get into a little nobility roleplay.]
Yeah. Keep it up, Rosen.
[Okay, maybe he could at least try with his vocabulary...]
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Tsk, tsk. If you’re going to be my master, sir–at least play the role well.
[He teases before suddenly turning away to fetch his cup of coffee. While this entire endeavor is meant for charity, the food and beverages are actually good. There’s no cheap instant coffee here. When Rosen returns with the coffee at hand, he carries it upon a small silver platter in a luxurious black and gold marble coffee cup fit for a king. He even brought with him a small dish filled with sugar cubes and even a small glass filled with cream in case Hijikata changed his mind.
Only a psychopath would drink their coffee pitchblack with no sugar. Rosen is certain that this fool wouldn’t dare drink such a strong brew without cutting it with something.]
Will that be all, Master Hijikata?
[His tone is shockingly sweet and sincere.]
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Sadly Rosen's pride in the quality of the coffee he brought is about to be hurt in a jarring way: Hijikata completely ignores the sugar and cream, instead taking out his trademark mayonnaise and, right in front of Rosen's eyes, squirting some of it into the cup before taking a sip.]
Mmmm. Not bad at all!
...
I like the cup. Can I keep it?
[It matches his uniform from home!]
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Also what the hell does “Kewpie” mean—]
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3/3
[Rosen blurts out as he tries to snatch the bottle of mayonnaise out of Hijikata's hands but it's too late. The evil bastard squirts a good heaping of mayo into the coffee cup utterly defiling it in every possible way. Not only did he defile the cup itself but also the coffee he worked so hard to brew.
To say the least, Rosen is about three seconds away from knocking Hijikata's head clear off his shoulders. He climbs halfway onto the table with his fist raised high like a block of steel.]
I can't believe you!
[Just when it looks like he was about to swing, Rosen stops his fist just an inch away from Hijikata's nose. The poor man could probably feel the murderous energy flowing from his fist. Rosen was about to knock this bastard to Kingdom Come with one swift punch.]
I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT!
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At Rosen's outburst he, perhaps unexpectedly, stays in character and glowers at him while continuing to hold on to his cursed coffee, despite just nearly having taking a punch that could have sent him straight back to the Flower Yard.]
Rosenkrantz. Get off the table and on your knees to ask me for forgiveness for this unacceptable behaviour. Or do I need to ring for the head servant?
[Bastard, he was just starting to unwind a little!! Let him have his coffee the way he likes it!]
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That's why instead of taking the bait and gnawing on Hijikata's head like a gremlin, Rosen takes a deep breath and—]
2/2
Rosne slides off the side of the table with a little smirk, before gracefully kneeling before Hijikata. He looks good like this and he knows it. However, it’s taking most of his willpower not to suddenly surprise this bastard with a rising uppercut to the jaw. Maybe later, though.]
My humblest apologies. I was simply unprepared for such questionable…culinary tastes.
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You'd better get used to it, Rosen. This is how your master likes it.
[He holds out one hand, clearly expecting another kiss. Is he powertripping? He's powertripping.]
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[He grumbles under his breath with a hint of sarcasm in his tone. Hijikata is definitely having a bit too much fun at his expense and he doesn't like it. Thankfully, he's not keen on knocking the poor man's head off. No, he quite likes Hijkata's head where it is. After all, he's quite handsome and it would be a shame to make him have to breathe out of a tube for the rest of his life.]
Hm? [He arches his brow in confusion once Hijikata outstretches his hand towards him. It takes him a moment to realize what's happening here but once he does, a fiendish smirk curls onto Rosen's lips.] Does my master also like this?
[Rosen questions as he gently brings Hijikata's hand to his lips. He kisses the knuckles lightly before suddenly popping one of Hijikata's fingers into his mouth. He's being a menace again. He sucks on his finger in a rather suggestive manner, much like he sucked on something else recently.]
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He pulls his hand away - less sharply than he should - and grabs the napkin to dry his finger, but he's already taken the hit, and the smugness does not return. This bastard!! Wasn't it enough to compromise me in the middle of the street? The risk is even higher here!]
Well, Rosen, there's a time and place, isn't there?
[That isn't much of a confirmation of whether he likes it... but honestly, Rosen already knows.]
I should perhaps not monopolise you for much longer.
[Evidently he's preparing a tactical retreat from a situation that isn't as fully under his control as he thought it was.]
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For you, maybe but for me--time doesn't really matter.
[He's quite aware of what Hijikata meant but he couldn't help but reference or less, brag, about his alleged immortality. Time means nothing to an arkana like him.]
Unless you want to make a special reservation for my services?
[Rosen gives him a playful wink before glancing over at the other tables. Yeah, no. No one wants his services here. Everyone flocking to the fan favorites in the ridiculous maid costumes. How trite. Then again, it's to be expected. Half these people look like they just crawled out the bloody womb except for a notable few.]
In case you haven't noticed--[He turns his attention back towards Hijikata.] You're my only client.
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I'm going to have to pass on the special reservation. Honestly, I don't usually go to maid cafés.
[A shocking revelation. Surely Rosen couldn't have guessed that...
Hijikata pulls him in by the cravat - slowly, not sharply - to get him close enough for a murmur.]
You don't fit in here, you know? The customers are probably intimidated. They probably think you're more expensive than the other butlers. I think you'd attract more interest at some fancy night club that at a one-day pop-up maid café.
[The maid café is serving its purpose - it's clearly generating a nice amount of revenue - but Rosen's vibes are simply not in tune.]
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Really? [He questions with a hint of surprise in his tone.] That's a rather good idea! I didn't even consider it before.
[Note to self: look for a job at a local bar/nightclub around here. Hell, even a hostess bar for work for someone like him.. Rosen certainly has more than enough charm to be a decent host. He's rather fun to be around despite his threatening disposition.]
That's the thing, I am expensive.
[He states with such a mischievous smirk.]
It’s just that sometimes I’m benevolent enough to grace others with my divine presence.
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[While he sincerely meant what he said about Rosen being more suited for a different type of establishment he's still acutely aware of how fast the current situation could flip back into something compromising, so he takes what he sees as an opportunity to slither out of it.]
I'd better pay my bill, then, before I end up bankrupting myself.
[And he doesn't say it, but Rosen better not expect him to turn up at whatever bar or club he may end up working at, because he doesn't usually visit those either. He prefers to drink at simple little snack bars without much in terms of ambience, and the only few times he ended up at a host club back home it was due to his annoying friends' shenanigans.]
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[His tone suddenly switches from friendly to positively frigid as he looks down at Hijikata with something akin to disgust. It seems that his sense of decorum has gone out the window. While he still looks as regal and handsome as ever, Rosen looks almost murderous now. It’s a little worrisome, especially since he could honestly crush Hijikata’s throat with his barehands if he wanted.]
You’re buying me a drink after this fucking stunt you pulled.
[It doesn’t seem like he’ll be taking “No” as an answer, either. Just look at that murderous glare. He’s staring at Hijikata like a hawk, his mismatched gaze focused squarely on him. While did let Hijikata have his fun earlier, it’s clear who’s the real master here.]
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Here?
[Sorry, but he has to ask! Are the maids and butlers supposed to indulge in their own menu? Or does Rosen want a drink elsewhere later? Probably the former, given that he made his demand in response to Hijikata trying to prepare his exit, but that's so against protocol! (It seems that he hasn't yet fully caught up to protocol having gone out of the window, but look, at least he's cowed enough to not say anything cocky again!)]