no one knows | OPEN CATCH-ALL.

[exaltruistic]

🌙 WHO: Ko Tenjin exaltruistic / Gara Ukai shurajodo / Amahiko Tendou wsa / Miku doomed_anyway / Deki Hakushima drowningtheoria + open
🌙 WHAT: Open catchall for December and January
🌙 WHEN: December/January
🌙 WHERE: Locations noted in headers
🌙 WARNINGS: Warnings also noted in headers; will update this if need be

🌟 Ko Tenjin | exaltruistic | Summer | info/permissions
💀 Gara Ukai | shurajodo | Autumn | info/permissions
✨ Amahiko Tendou | wsa | Spring | info/permissions | opt-out
🔪 Miku | doomed_anyway | Winter | info/permissions
🎼 Deki Hakushima | drownintheoria | Spring | info/permissions

feel free to wildcard and ask me for starters. please PM! i can give discord if need be as well.

Comments

No worries, he's grand!! ♡

[urtitan]

How does one become World Sexy Ambassador?

[She's equally intrigued and amused. Is he pulling her leg? But he seems entirely serious in his enthusiasm! Apparently, he has no objections to her current modest outfit, so she can't help but wonder what his role really entails.]

yayyy ty!

[wsa]

( He takes his job so seriously, even if he's kind of goofy about it inadvertently. With steel in his eyes and a serious tone, he says: )

By endeavoring to bring sexiness to the world, and truly believing in the inherent sexiness of others. The connections we make with one another and the memories we share are precious ... and sexy.

( He seems so proud about his non-answer, too. )

[urtitan]

[Despite his evident pride and decorum, Frieda can't stop her lips from quivering. It takes all her self-control not to break out into laughter.]

Are they, though? All of them? Are you sure? Isn't every connection and memory different?

[She in particular has so many harrowing and painful memories that aren't sexy at all! Congratulations, Amahiko, you may just be the first person to make her laugh in this context.]

[wsa]

All of them? No, certainly not.

( Shuddering to remember the interactions he has with Saru and Tera when they're feeling punchy. Or Fumiya. Pretty much everything with Fumiya. )

There are connections we walk away from and experiences that hurt, but ... as a whole, these make up something very sexy indeed.

( ?????????????? )

[urtitan]

[This man is an absolute curiosity. She gives him an incredulous look.]

I don't think I can agree with you, but if this outlook makes you and others happy, it surely has its merit!

[That's the most positive thing she can say about his philosophy!]

What do you do, then, to proliferate sexiness in Ellipsa? Do you look out for people inadvertently diminishing their sexiness all day so you can move in and prevent such missteps?

[Surely, that can't pay the bills!]