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seasonsrpg2023-06-21 12:10 am
longredribbon) wrote in seasonsrpg2023-06-21 12:10 am
[OPEN] Who tf Let the Dogs Out!?!
WHO: Wei Wuxian + YOU
WHAT: Not-actually-the-Quest. Dogs are fxcking terrifying
WHEN: Soon after his arrival
WHERE: Nightwake, mostly
WARNINGS: Crippling cynophobia aside, probably not much. Will-edit if anything comes up!
[ It's late afternoon in the City. People are going about their lives as they do, minding their own business and so on.
. . . That is, until an utterly petrified yelp can be heard. Soon comes Wei Wuxian, nearly tripping over his robes as he scrambles to try and flee from the pack of flying dogs that seem all too excited to chase after him. From a Great Dane, all the way to goddamn teacup Poodles and fluffy Pomeranians gearing to bite at Wei Wuxian's heels. ]
B-b-b-back off!!
[ Why are so many flying?! More scrambling, it's increasingly more desperate, pleading. ]
Lan Zhan!! LAN ZHAAAN WHERE ARE YOOOUUUU!!??
[ Of all the times in Wei Wuxian's life to be attacked so viciously, his husband is nowhere to be found.
He's going to die. He's truly going to die again; torn to pieces, body and soul, until resurrection will no longer be a possibility.
Tragically(comically), the pack just seems to grow. ]
HEEEELLLLLPPP MEEEEEEE!!!
[ MAKE IT STOP. ]
WHAT: Not-actually-the-Quest. Dogs are fxcking terrifying
WHEN: Soon after his arrival
WHERE: Nightwake, mostly
WARNINGS: Crippling cynophobia aside, probably not much. Will-edit if anything comes up!
[ It's late afternoon in the City. People are going about their lives as they do, minding their own business and so on.
. . . That is, until an utterly petrified yelp can be heard. Soon comes Wei Wuxian, nearly tripping over his robes as he scrambles to try and flee from the pack of flying dogs that seem all too excited to chase after him. From a Great Dane, all the way to goddamn teacup Poodles and fluffy Pomeranians gearing to bite at Wei Wuxian's heels. ]
B-b-b-back off!!
[ Why are so many flying?! More scrambling, it's increasingly more desperate, pleading. ]
Lan Zhan!! LAN ZHAAAN WHERE ARE YOOOUUUU!!??
[ Of all the times in Wei Wuxian's life to be attacked so viciously, his husband is nowhere to be found.
He's going to die. He's truly going to die again; torn to pieces, body and soul, until resurrection will no longer be a possibility.
Tragically
HEEEELLLLLPPP MEEEEEEE!!!
[ MAKE IT STOP. ]
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