[ open: maid cafe fundraiser ]

[at_heart]

WHO: Yuri, Saya, Kantera, Venti, Lumine, and YOU!
WHAT: A fundraiser for office space for Yuri's up-and-coming guild, Brave Vesperia Ellipsa.
WHEN: Late April.
WHERE: Blossomcrown, a karaoke bar rented out for the occasion.
WARNINGS: Cheesecakey fun. Potentially alcohol consumption. All maids offering black menu services will be linking to an additional top-level off comm ♥

ask about bve/the fundraiser | ic menu | request a maid | byotoplevels!

[ When you head to the location of Yuri's GPS ping from yesterday's network post, you'll find a rented-out little karaoke bar with MAID FOR YOU written on a handmade banner that is temporarily covering the bar's normal name, decorated in pink and black on the inside, with a lot of cute little two-chair tables taking up most of the floor space. There are rooms in the back that would normally be for singing karaoke in private, and singing with a maid is indeed one of the things you can do with those rooms today!

The real draw, though, is all of the very cute folks dressed as maids and/or butlers today, who will — for a small fee — wait on you personally. ♥

Take a menu, select a maid, and place your orders... or just ask Yuri what all the commotion's about, he'll be happy to explain! ]


((ooc: Maid cafe fundraiser! Don't worry too much about the coins your character is spending here, nothing is too expensive (though the black menu items are at a premium), we're all just here for the CR.

PLEASE NOTE: Yuri does feel personally responsible for the safety and comfort of all the Official Maids who are trying to help him raise funds here, so he will be actively trying to curb anyone bullying their friends into signing up, and he really doesn't want anyone working for him to be wearing or doing anything that makes them uncomfortable. Adult characters who only want to wear pink ribbons? Characters who want a full coverage maid outfit, or who want to be butlers instead? Excellent exercising of your boundaries, Yuri loves that for you.

You can, however, definitely pay for the "dress up as maid or butler" menu item and use that to bully your friends to your hearts' content. 😉))

Comments

[forgingfires]

[Red Son was more interested in seeing if Lelouch would lie when asked like that.]

Would you say you're a popular sort?

There is also the factor of who would get more responses.

[kingside]

[Red Son is getting a Look for that.]

Popularity has little to do with it if the topic is engaging enough. I trust you remember that "Hot or Not" post?

[forgingfires]

Hot or not?

[????]

Why would there be a post about the temperature of things?

[kingside]

... As in physically attractive.

[Are you just selectively stupid, he needs to know for reasons.]

[forgingfires]

Physically attractive...

[Math lady meme face for a few beats.]

Another one of those silly party games....?

[Listen, when you're obsessively trying to break a curse that is supposedly impossible to break, some things fall by the wayside and a social life is what fell to the wayside.]

[He's just used to his mother so despite his lack of social interactions, he's real good at picking up manipulative language.]

I'm no one, it's me, I forgot. Lelouch didn't. no burned pancakes, he'd throw a *fit*

[kingside]

[oh no] [Lelouch sighs faintly, now very definitely focusing on getting this stack of pancakes all nicely decorated/with toppings on and no one forgot that they needed to be flipped or anything and they're definitely off the griddle now wow.]

At a very basic level, yes. Your question was if I'm popular, however, and I don't believe that I'd describe myself as such here. Would you?

All good, pancakes are definitely in one piece

[forgingfires]

I told you I joined the guild because making friends is difficult to do. [He's just saying.]

I have asked questions on the network before, about powers and our supposed benefactors and did not get many to respond.

[He is tossing the boxes for whatever supplies needed to be open and refilled.]

pancakes continue to be v important; wildly different thread to avoid paradox commence

[kingside]

[Fair. It does make him wonder, though. Also, that... had there been such a post on the network? But after thinking back a moment—]

I'd suggest narrowing the focus next time around to just your questions and perhaps one other subject. They'll get buried otherwise.

Pancakes being important is the universal truth

[forgingfires]

Its not as if the network is that fast.

[People don't read that much, Red Son.]

[He's get at research. Survey work is another matter.]

correct

[kingside]

Regrettably, not all of are immortal. I'm sure you're shocked.

Re: correct

[forgingfires]

Immortality and my sense of subjective time has nothing to do with it, I'm on social media back home and I see how fast things are swallowed by the timeline and that's with a carefully curated list of only select things.

This network has maybe a handful of posts a day.

[kingside]

[Uh huh, sure, and he'll just be putting the finishing touches on this plate before carrying it over to (????) wherever the maids or butlers will be picking it up for their patrons.]

You overestimate people's capacity to absorb large amounts of information at once. In bite-sized pieces, volume is less of an issue.

[He shrugs, wanders back to his station, and begins tidying it while he waits for the next order.]

I'm not saying that people won't read, listen, or watch what you're producing if it isn't a specific length, but you'd certainly broaden your appeal with something shorter.

[forgingfires]

[Social media has frankly been a time and how dare the Dragon Girl make him have to actually engage with it, but at the very least he has learned how to do it.]

[Mostly.] Isn't that where mortals excel? Processing and utilization of information in a short amount of time?

[He frowns, probably cleaning like some more fresh strawberries or something.]

...is that why limit characters on some of the platforms?

[kingside]

[He sighs.]

Or it's a limit of the system upon which the platform is built.

[forgingfires]

It would be a built in limit. It wouldn't be that much to allow for more characters per post, as shown on other platforms.

[kingside]

[He shrugs.]

In any event, that would be my recommendation: a shorter post for more responses. Perhaps include a fun activity as well.

[forgingfires]

A...fun activity?

[Socializing is Hard.]

[kingside]

[... This is why he thinks you're an idiot, Red Son.]

A game, perhaps.

[Do you know what those are.]

[forgingfires]

[Judgy much, Lelouch. Not everyone gets to have a normal school life while dealing with the loss of a parent. Some of us have to develop entirely new forms of technology and that means not talking to people.]

....

I know how social media works, but I don't troll around it on the regular besides being supportive of the Dragon Girl's efforts. I frankly have better things to do with my time back home.

So if there is a game that does not immediately distract from the topic I want to talk about with personal questions, I don't know what it is.

[kingside]

[... Right. A normal school life. While dealing with the loss of a parent. Sure.] [He sighs faintly.]

This isn't aptitude with social media, it's social aptitude, which, as you've so adroitly put forth yourself, you lack. Perhaps now is the time to change that.

[Unless he'd rather continue to accomplish nothing at all, which... did it matter, in the grand scheme of things? Perhaps not.]

[forgingfires]

[He scoffs, rolling his eyes.]

I had better things to do until recently. Socializing was simply not a priority in comparison, and I don't need to be told to finally practice it or I wouldn't know what social media was. Or be here for that matter.

But even mortals should know any new skills take practice. You lot don't learn that fast.

[kingside]

[Bringing that up again, hmm? And, well.]

Then clearly you don't need my input on the matter. You have this well in hand already, don't you?

[forgingfires]

That is a pathetic attempt at passive aggression. You need to have it make sense with the literal words and it simply doesn't. That is for claims of expertise.

[kingside]

[Passive aggression?]

I've given you my suggestions. You've said they were unnecessary because you are already familiar with social media, which wasn't my critique, and that you can't develop social skills overnight, which was not something I said to do either.

[Would it have gone over better if he'd said "now is the time to start changing that?" Too bad; he's already stopped caring.]

[forgingfires]

No, I said I don't need to be told to start and made it clear I wasn't one of those immortals who ignore what modern technology is and know the basics.

Being told to learn something is not a helpful input, as noted by the further questioning of games, helpful, and not 'oh yes, wise baker boy, I shall start learning how to socialize right this moment even though I have started weeks ago.'