seasonsrpg | Miyuni 💫 Permanent Catch-All

Well! [ EAR WIGGLE ] You won't hear me complaining. [ Purring, on the other hand? He gets a brief one just for the kiss.

A kiss she happily pays him back for, pecking him on the cheek. ]

I've got all the time for you. All of it! As much as you want, as often as you want it. [ Please hold while she breaks into a snippet of song.

Specifically, Shakira's "Whenever, Wherever."

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there, and you'll be near
And that's the deal, my dear
There over, hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
But that's the deal, my dear ]

- Oh, and apples? Apples yes please.

[ He doesn't quite purr when she kisses him, but he does grin like a fool. And at the song as well. Her voice always makes for an incredible listen. ]

[ He reaches through a portal and starts picking apples for her. He knows exactly how to find the sweetest ones. ]

Tell me I can be with you "whenever, wherever" and you'll never be rid of me, I feel it's only right to warn you.

[ He starts handing over the apples. ] Here you are, dearest.

How did you come by kittens in need of a home?

Oh nooooo, unlimited quality time with my precious mate! Whatever would I do? [ Boops his nose! Gently! First with her finger, and then with a smooch. ] Enjoy it thoroughly and look forward to more, is what.

[ There's a wildcat-songbird chirrup of yeeeees at the arrival of apples. ]

You are the best. The actual, literal best. Ta, lovely.

[ NOM. Including the cores, naturally. ]

Heard 'em squeaking in a grotty old box under a park bench. [ Squeaking like their little lives depended on it. Which, in fairness, is probably true. She grumbles faintly, an ear flicking back. ] It's a touch frosty out and they're, ugh, they're stupidly small, Mac. [ Pinches her fingers together in (exaggerated) demonstration. ] So I figured I'd best get them safe and warm. Might go take another looksee for mum-cat later.

[ Now he's really grinning like an idiot. ] How dare you be this wonderful, it's an affront to the laws of nature.

[ He continues to pick Only The Best Apples and makes a stack in front of her. ] You're welcome, my dear. Whatever you don't eat now I'll stash in our room. [ There's a pile of emergency fruit somewhere cool. ]

Yes, they are excellent at squeaking. [ It'd hurt a little if they were any bigger. ] I'm sure they're feeling much better now that they're nestled in your hair. Wash is going to be thrilled and give them all schmoopy names, I might as well get started on shadow blankets for them all now that I've finally finished yours.

[ ear wiggles ... wiggles ... ]

Does that make me the criminal or the crime? [ wiggle wiggle wigglewiggle ]

[ munching happily away at apple after apple, licking her fingers clean between each ] Or! Oh! What if: a dozen for now, and however many for you n' me to play with in the kitchen! We could make pies.

[ the babies are starting to wake up from the nap they'd settled into (her hair really is Just That Cosy), and the sleepy squeaky mews are both plentiful and plenty adorable. the sound she makes at the words shadow blanket is also adorable ]

Shadow blankets are the best blankets. [ it's clear that she means it. ] These kitties are gonna be spoiled. We love to see it. We also love to see a schmoopy Wash, and I love to see a schmoopy you.

If I'm the criminal you can be the crime? [ If he's going to commit something it's gonna be worth it. ]

Pies sound nice. Would you let me keep one for Lucifer? He's a sucker for apples too. [ One aside he'd not only let her keep them all but feed them to her bite by bite if she wanted. ]

[ Out of a portal comes a shadow blanket, then. ] Here, I'll donate this to the cause for when they have to vacate your hair. You think they're hungry? I can grab some milk and one of Makitty's dishes. Or I'll swipe one of the little dragon's. [ He can't quite manage to call it Dragaque. ]

[ He leans over into her space. ] All it takes to get my pliable is being close to you, so you can have whatever you like. Wash... well, kittens will do it. He's a tougher nut to crack.

[ Considers this for .25 seconds. Brightly, ] If I'm the crime and you're the criminal, that means you can do me.

[ anyway! ]

'course you can keep one. [ Her grin is all sparkles and softness. ] More than one, if you fancy. Pie's one of my go-to 'for sharing' foods.

[ Out of a portal comes a blankie, and onto Mac's cheek comes a kiss. Miyuni hums her gratitude. ... And tilts her head, ears flicking thoughtfully back and forth, at the question. ] Can't say I know much 'bout babies of any kind, but I'd reckon they probably are? Gotta eat to grow n' all. [ And they are so! Small! ]

[ ... ... ... In her space means that she can scoop him onto her lap, right? ]

[ right? c'mere. ]

You might be glad to know I'm as tough as butter when it comes to you.

Oh, can I? [ With the shit-eating tone of someone who thought of that but minds being corrected 0%. ]

Thanks. I know he'll love it. And I'm sure we can think of some fun way to share the others.

[ Out of the next portal comes a dish of milk, in that case. He sets it on the floor by the squeaking. ] I know as little about babies as you in that case, my kids were teenagers when I adopted them.

[ Lap scoops it is! He settles in there happily. ] This is where I'd groom your hair if it weren't occupied. I suppose I should find some other way to occupy myself. Hmmm.... [ He makes a big show of looking her over. ]

Maaaaaaybe! [ Light, playful, and only mostly a tease. ]

Cute li'l moon-shaped apple turnovers! Hand pies? Whatever they're called. Apple tart. Apple pie cake, crumble, Eve's pudding, charlotte - [ An overly dramatic sigh ] Now I'm really hungry. [ NOM goes another three apples. ]

I'm more the 'fun aunt' type than the parent-y type, 'parrently. [ The twinkle in her eyes says she both agrees and approves. ] Been a while since I spent any time 'round kids at all, let alone the real li'l ones ... [ ... Oh. Ooooh. A THOUGHT - ] You ever experienced the joys of people getting rewound to toddlers?

[ Her tail appears for the Sole and Specific purpose of looping around his waist. Hi. ]

Hmmmmmmmmmm?

I guess I'll have to explore my options. [ Since he's already in her lap and all, he drapes his arms around her shoulders, mindful of where the kitties are housed. ]

I'm newish to baking but I'm pretty good at what I've tried so far, so sure. [ He doesn't mind at all that she's eating apples while he's in her lap, if anyone could understand a love of fruit... ]

Can't say that I have. It sounds chaotic. I'm not sure I'd be so great with little kids. I know that teenagers have a bad rap but at least you can talk to them.

[ Mm, hello tail. His swishes a few times and winds loosely around hers. ] That's right: hmmmm. Too bad that the things I'd like to do aren't for the eyes and ears of babies.

[ She's at least polite with the apple eating! … As polite as one can be while doing the thing with someone right there on their lap. Eh. She shoots him a wink and licks a drip of apple juice from her lips. ]

With our powers combined, something something! Quality time and snacks: the ultimate combination. [ Especially when the quality time is with Mac. ]

Chaotic is right. Used to be a thing sometimes back in Imeeji n' the likes ... Wash got teen'd. [ And almost eaten by the local darkness-corrupted fauna, whoopsies. She tips her head. ] You'd do good, I reckon.

Tragic! Alas! [ Chuckles warmly, with a waggle of brows and a wiggle of ears, ] Later, later. I've got all the times in the worlds for you.

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