[ Levi has absolutely stepped in it and is leaning against a bookshelf, fussing and polishing his boot with a handkerchief. There's... something different about him, though. ]
[ The boot is way longer than the ones he normally wears, for one. Or maybe he's just a foot shorter? He's also dressed kind of like he's cosplaying D'Artagnan, with a big feathered hat and a rapier at his side and everything. ]
[ Oh, and there are definitely cat ears peeking out from under said hat, segueing off into soft black fur where his human ears used to be, blending seamlessly into his undercut. ]
Your sister? [ There's doubt in his voice, before he seems to perk up, his pupils narrowing into excited slits. ] A damsel in need of rescuing, perhaps?
[ No. Wait. What the fuck was that. He shakes his head and points at the mayo bottle. ]
2) i need you to imagine levi pretending to be antonio banderas pretending to be a cat for this
[ The boot is way longer than the ones he normally wears, for one. Or maybe he's just a foot shorter? He's also dressed kind of like he's cosplaying D'Artagnan, with a big feathered hat and a rapier at his side and everything. ]
[ Oh, and there are definitely cat ears peeking out from under said hat, segueing off into soft black fur where his human ears used to be, blending seamlessly into his undercut. ]
Your sister? [ There's doubt in his voice, before he seems to perk up, his pupils narrowing into excited slits. ] A damsel in need of rescuing, perhaps?
[ No. Wait. What the fuck was that. He shakes his head and points at the mayo bottle. ]
Oi. Stop pouring that shit everywhere.