[aaaand his train of thought has been thrown WILDLY off the tracks. The last thing he thought he would picture in his head today is someone trying to stuff a watermelon up their Onlyfans region, but here we are. Dude's never even seen a boob before.]
Uh.
Not watermelon sized though, right? Because you would probably die.
[HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS NEW INFORMATION EVAAAAAA]
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Uh.
Not watermelon sized though, right? Because you would probably die.
[HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS NEW INFORMATION EVAAAAAA]