Wha- you can't cheat wrong, 's not how cheatin' works!
[But you know what DOES work, that he does right without any issues?? Kissing their forehead.
(Okay, there's minimal issues. He has to lift his helmet again. But close enough, really.)]
Awright, fine, I'll do somethin' for real. But you really gotta brace yourself, okay? You really gotta make sure I ain't gonna knock you over with this one.
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[But you know what DOES work, that he does right without any issues??
Kissing their forehead.
(Okay, there's minimal issues. He has to lift his helmet again. But close enough, really.)]
Awright, fine, I'll do somethin' for real. But you really gotta brace yourself, okay?
You really gotta make sure I ain't gonna knock you over with this one.