"Right!" Hange rubs at the back of their neck sheepishly as they agree with Levi's assessment. "It's just a kiss, and if it's you guys, it's fine."
If it frees them, what does a quick peck on the cheek or the mouth or wherever else matter? It isn't that big of a deal, truly. So what if Hange's heart rate is speeding up exponentially at the thought of kissing either or both their best friends? Obviously it's because of the situation— no good can come from being trapped in one spot! What if a Titan attacked right this second? Alright, so titans do not natively exist here thankfully, but you never know! That's what it is! It has to be!
Erwin calls out and for a moment they look at his open hand, and then up at his face, with a somewhat blank stare until the cogs begin to turn. Oh. Right.
"..Haha! I guess you're right! Consider this another birthday gift, Levi! Aren't you lucky you have such awesome friends?" A kiss can be any kiss, after all! Erwin was a Commander for a reason and he has definitely found the best way of dealing with this situation in the least annoying way.
Hange places a hand in his, watching expectantly as he plants a soft kiss on the back of their hand....
"Thanks, Erwin! Now let's—" Hange is only able to take a singular step before hitting that invisible wall once again, reaching out to grab hold of whoever's closest in order to stop from toppling over. "Dammit"
Okay. Think. That didn't work. Was it the type of kiss? Was it too platonic? Or was it because only two of them were involved? Three were trapped, after all...
"Sorry Levi, I think you have to take part in this after all.." Reaching out to Levi, Hange guides him closer until he is stood right there between his two friends as their Commander™️ Voice comes out....
"So, here's the deal! Three of us were trapped! Logically, that means all three have to kiss in order to break free!"
Hange barely draws a breath, figuring it's better to get all of the instructions out in one go before either of them can get an opportunity to voice any complaints.
"So! If we both kiss you at the same time, that means all three of us are involved! You go in the middle 'cause it's your birthday! Got it? Right! Erwin?"
Giving Erwin a solemn nod, you'd think they were about to head out on a dangerous scouting mission with the way they're acting...
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If it frees them, what does a quick peck on the cheek or the mouth or wherever else matter? It isn't that big of a deal, truly. So what if Hange's heart rate is speeding up exponentially at the thought of kissing either or both their best friends? Obviously it's because of the situation— no good can come from being trapped in one spot! What if a Titan attacked right this second? Alright, so titans do not natively exist here thankfully, but you never know! That's what it is! It has to be!
Erwin calls out and for a moment they look at his open hand, and then up at his face, with a somewhat blank stare until the cogs begin to turn. Oh. Right.
"..Haha! I guess you're right! Consider this another birthday gift, Levi! Aren't you lucky you have such awesome friends?" A kiss can be any kiss, after all! Erwin was a Commander for a reason and he has definitely found the best way of dealing with this situation in the least annoying way.
Hange places a hand in his, watching expectantly as he plants a soft kiss on the back of their hand....
"Thanks, Erwin! Now let's—" Hange is only able to take a singular step before hitting that invisible wall once again, reaching out to grab hold of whoever's closest in order to stop from toppling over. "Dammit"
Okay. Think. That didn't work. Was it the type of kiss? Was it too platonic? Or was it because only two of them were involved? Three were trapped, after all...
"Sorry Levi, I think you have to take part in this after all.." Reaching out to Levi, Hange guides him closer until he is stood right there between his two friends as their Commander™️ Voice comes out....
"So, here's the deal! Three of us were trapped! Logically, that means all three have to kiss in order to break free!"
Hange barely draws a breath, figuring it's better to get all of the instructions out in one go before either of them can get an opportunity to voice any complaints.
"So! If we both kiss you at the same time, that means all three of us are involved! You go in the middle 'cause it's your birthday! Got it? Right! Erwin?"
Giving Erwin a solemn nod, you'd think they were about to head out on a dangerous scouting mission with the way they're acting...