Erwin just. Stares at Hange in a way that seems like he didn't make up his mind in time to either be carefully blank or intentionally confused, and just ends up looking at them extremely intensely until Levi says something about being on the bottom, and he almost chokes on his own spit, sending him into a brief coughing fit. Clearly, he's not fooling anyone (except maybe Levi, who still seems quite intent on the plant itself).
His thoughts are almost in parallel with Levi's, although somewhat more along the lines of assuming that a kiss might be a bridge too far and just unwanted - which perhaps is the case, in the way he seems to be deliberately not looking at either of them.
Ah...well. It's probably for the best, even if the idea of sharing a small kiss seems pleasant enough otherwise, though. Perhaps something more chaste would satisfy the magical plant just as much as one more intimate? It's worth trying, at least.
Erwin shifts his gaze back to Hange, searching a little, though soft, as he extends his hand to them, palm up, for theirs.
"May I? Perhaps we can spare Levi such discomfort on his birthday."
yeah you'll definitely be on the bottom, Levi-
His thoughts are almost in parallel with Levi's, although somewhat more along the lines of assuming that a kiss might be a bridge too far and just unwanted - which perhaps is the case, in the way he seems to be deliberately not looking at either of them.
Ah...well. It's probably for the best, even if the idea of sharing a small kiss seems pleasant enough otherwise, though. Perhaps something more chaste would satisfy the magical plant just as much as one more intimate? It's worth trying, at least.
Erwin shifts his gaze back to Hange, searching a little, though soft, as he extends his hand to them, palm up, for theirs.
"May I? Perhaps we can spare Levi such discomfort on his birthday."