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WHO: Ayaka, Cloud, Yoimiya, and Tartaglia
WHAT: Double deito game night
WHEN: Early August
WHERE: Yoimiya's place
WARNINGS: None for now!

[ This has been a long time coming. Two best friends hang out with their boyfriends! (Or boyfriend and beau.) Fortunately, the cold weather has passed, and everything seems to be back to normal. Before ringing the doorbell to Yoimiya's apartment, Cloud and Ayaka stopped by a place to get some drinks and snacks to bring. There's tea leaves (because Ayaka...............), but it was Cloud's suggestion to buy some beers and a bottle of vodka. For snacks, a box of tiny cakes, a few bags of chips, and Yan Yans. They make for a good dessert!

Everyone's cheerful and in a good mood once introduction's have been made. Once the food's ready and everyone's seated, it's time to dig in! It's best to have a full stomach before playing a bunch of video games, after all. Whatever they may be... ]

What kind of games are we going to play? [ Ayaka does not know anything. ] There was a game that Cloud and I played recently. There was a tower made from blocks, and we would pull a block out, answer the question written on it, then put it at the top.

It was fun. The questions were a little embarrassing, though.

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[See, he's got a competition to win here so he's putting all his focus on that at the moment. He can tell by the way Yoimiya bristles at him that he's successfully ruffled a few more of her feathers, and who knows what she's going to choose to do moving forward from here. He even tilts his head to the side in a bratty manner to up the ante, sort of in the same way he'd taunt an opponent on the battlefield, and much to his delight Yoimiya strikes by yanking him down into her.

Tartaglia can't say he's surprised, internally chuckling to himself even as she forcefully kisses him, going along with it as he opens his mouth just so to pull her further into it, eyes fluttering shut. If he could smirk through this right now, he would, but as it stands his lips are a little too busy caressing hers to be able to do it. One of his hands snakes up into the back of her head to tangle his fingers into her hair, holding her head in place...while his other hand reaches upwards, comes down between their faces, and...

Pinch.

Childe pinches her nose shut as his eyes open halfway to give her the most mischievous look he can muster before they close again and he continues to kiss her further and deeper as they go. He hopes she took a good, deep breath before diving in like that, because his plan is to make her tap out of this <3

He also hopes Ayaka and Cloud enjoy the show ;)]

[ There's a raging, untamed fire burning in her heart but even with her anger at it's peak, she can't help but melt into their combatitive kiss. Soft noises bubble out of her with every pass of his lips, delighting in the feel of his fingers coiling with her messy blonde hair. Likewise, if Yoimiya could smirk, she would, feeling proud of herself for successfully wiping that ~~sexy~~ smirk off his arrogant face.

She feels on top of the world, until he RUDELY pinches her nose.

Immediately, her eyes snap wide open as he cuts off the air flow to her nose. Oh, she's not this lying taking down. Looks like Tartaglia is going to get what he wants, she releases the grip her fingers have on his collar to tap out... in the form of throwing her whole body to tackle him to the floor. Her petite self fights back with all of her might, locking one of her legs between his to wrestle with him. She keeps a firm hold on him, pulling his arms behind him in an attempt to get on his back to defeat this Harbinger once and for all. ]

Ya wanna go punk?! You'll be begging to go back home to Snezhnaya by the time I'm done with you.

[ Forget M▊▊▊▊ Kart, they're playing real-life Super Smash Bros now. Of course, she doesn't forget to include her friends! She briefly glances back over to the poor couple on the couch, in need of a power-up item. ]

Pass me a pillow.

[ Hope Ayaka and Cloud enjoy the after dinner show. ]

Edited (what's words idk what they are) 2023-12-24 00:09 (UTC)

[ Maybe it's because of all the time he spent in Nippon? But he somehow had a feeling that this was the direction the two were going in. Maybe not...risqué? But still, Cloud's got a good grasp on this type of 'tension' by now. So he quietly clears his throat, but otherwise keeps to his silence as his cheeks understandably go a light shade of pink. But he can't just watch them. He has to look over at Ayaka to see if she's still watching.

Because. What do they do?

Thankfully, Tartaglia is the one that takes things in a more playful direction despite the fact Cloud's at least flustered. Poor Yoimiya. Now he's on your side even more. Especially after the two get into an IRL Smash Bros. fight. ~~Careful. As of tagging, Cloud is currently top tier.~~ ]

[ "Pass me a pillow." ]

Copy.

[ Doesn't even hesitate. Here's a pillow, Yoimiya. Yeet. ]

[ Poor Yoimiya, indeed! Ayaka can only help but cover her mouth from the shock. What are these two doing... Though, she imagines if Cloud ever pulled a stunt like that on her, she would be upset, as well.

Maybe not commit acts of violence against him, but he would receive the poutiest of all pouts that one could ever pout.

She does not reach for the pillow, even though she is on Yoimiya's side. She always will be! Besties for life. Instead, what she offers are words that she should have shared with him a long time ago. ]

Please be kind to Yoimiya, Tartaglia. If you make her upset again... then... then I am afraid I can no longer standby and watch.

[ She's going to hit him with a pillow, too. >:T Cloud can look away and keep a secret and never tell anyone she did that. ]

[The second she lets go of the collar of his shirt, he knows what's coming.

Tartaglia feels himself tip over as Yoimiya throws herself against him, going with it knowing that he'd sealed his fate the second that he even touched her nose. He couldn't help it, he knew what he was doing- and now he's paying the consequences for it. He laughs some more as they both wrestle on the ground, enjoying himself even as Yoimiya pulls his arms behind him.]

Ow-! Hahaha, c'mon, all I did was plug her nose-!!! This unfair treatment can only be remedied with fierce combat- ouch! That was my arm! Hahaha, help! Someone help!

[Yoimiya's put him on his stomach, looking back to see Cloud toss Yoimiya a pillow. Looks like the beatings will continue until morale improves and no one's going to swoop in to save him LOL]

[ Ayaka and Cloud are the real ones here, she can always count on them to have her back. Item get! Skillfully, she somehow manages to catch Cloud's fluffy power-up boost with one hand while keeping her no-good boyfriend pinned to the floor. ]

Unfair treatment? I thought you liked picking fights. Don't tell me the big bad Harbinger can't handle this little country girl all on his own.

[ Now that he's turned over on his stomach, she gets on top of him and proceeds to smack him over and over again with the pillow. If anyone else wants to join in and throttle him with a pillow, by all means. The Harbinger must be defeated at all costs. ]

[ Let's be real. Cloud would tease with his words instead of plugging her nose. He did teach her how to swim, after all. Last thing he'd want is to go nostril clogging. Though he would be a bold-faced liar if he didn't think that Ayaka's pout wasn't cute. Just gotta savour them when they happen naturally. Watching Yoimiya and Tartaglia wrestle around on the ground, with the latter laughing it up even when she pulls his arms behind him and turns him on his stomach, it's becoming more and more easier to forget that some time ago, his comrades were trying to uproot Inazuma one way or another. ]

... [ He turns to Ayaka. ] ... [ Don't— ] Kamisato Art: Makura Kōgeki?

[ Why does Pillow Attack sound so much more intimidating in Inazuman? ~~Because you're a closet weeb, Cloud.~~ ]

[ Sighing, he squeezes Ayaka's thigh on his way to standing up from the couch. The second pillow on the couch in hand. Be right back. This is for the clan's honour.

"That was my arm! Hahaha, help! Someone help!"

That's around the time that Cloud can be seen squatting down in front of the grounded Harbinger, pillow slung over his shoulder like he would a sword. ]

Sorry. [ Wake the fuck up, Samurai. ] Gotta get one in for that blue shell.

[ In which Cloud prepares to 'gently' bring his pillow down for a good thwap. ]

[ Oh dear, even Cloud is joining in on this massacre. For a moment, she glances at yet another pillow, wondering if she should also join but. . .

Ayaka has dignity. Even though it looks fun, she decides to just watch from the sidelines. ]

There is no help coming for you, Tartaglia! In the name of the Raiden Shogun, you are to pay for all your dastardly deeds!

[ (Doesn't mean she isn't above cheering and rooting for her besties, though.) ]

[Thwap, thwap, thwap goes Yoimiya's pillow against his back, his head, hitting him pretty much everywhere that's exposed. Tartaglia lets out faux cries of pain between laughter, looking up from the ground and blinking once as Cloud crouches in front of him while Yoimiya berates him during her assault.]

Huh...?

[Thwap.]

Ahhhh!

[He takes yet another hit, Ayaka cheering against him for his "dastardly deeds," Come on now, what dastardly deeds have I committed to deserve this! and it's about here where he decides that if the world is against him, then he needs to fight back and reclaim his dignity from this clearly unjust punishment he's suffering!]

Oh, now you'll pay for this! You better hold on tight-!

[With Yoimiya sitting on him, he pushes himself up off the ground, on his hands and knees now, free from the prison that is the floor! He has become!

A horsie.

So much for that reclaimed dignity and all.]

[ AYAKA'S GOT IT RIGHT! The Harbinger must be punished for his dastardly deeds. Feeling empowered by her friend's encouragement, there's not a shred of mercy in her swings as she wails on him, hitting anywhere and everywhere she can with her cushiony weapon. And to add insult to injury, Cloud makes his grand entrance... delivering a well-deserved bop. Oh, this is priceless, she's happy that Cloud managed to get his revenge as well.

But then, he suddenly rises from the ground and in turn, lifts her up while still sitting on his back. She stops mid-swing, looking down in confusion until, oh.

This just got even more priceless. ]

Hahahaha! Oh my goodness... what are you? A horse? Hahaha, look, look! I got a steed.

[ She's gonna reach over and...

Give him a light smack on the butt. Giddy-Up, Horsey!

So much for reclaiming his dignity indeed. What would the Tsaritsa think? But hey, at least she's laughing now. ]

[ "In the name of the Raiden Shogun, you are to pay for all your dastardly deeds!" ]

[ This is dumb. ]

[ "Oh, now you'll pay for this! You better hold on tight-!" ]

[ Someone he's been told was a dangerous Harbinger, a member of a faction that saw to uproot Inazuma in the name of the Tsaritsa, was bucking Yoimiya on his back like a steed needing breaking in.

This is absurd... ]

[ "-what are you? A horse? Hahaha, look, look! I got a steed." ]

[ Cloud used to think that he was more mature than the other kids growing up. He's over here, on an in-home double date, playing video games and now dryly thwapping a man with a pillow while his girlfriend declares he will pay. All the while said manhorse is getting ridden by his own girlfriend. ]

...

[ So then...how come Cloud was smiling so much? How come he was failing to keep his voice in, shoulders shaking with a chuckle? At first, he looks up to Ayaka from where she's seated, a look of disbelief in his eyes. Disbelief that this is a page of his life, and that he was going to remember it fondly. This was okay...right? Looking up at Yoimiya from his squatted position, her sunny smile and laughter is contagious. And finally, sharing a more sympathetic look with the 'Horsey', bright mako blues meeting the purer color in the Harbinger's. ]

Ride 'em cowgirl much?

[ You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the boy. ]

[ This horse man represents the leader of Snezhnaya, and here he is, acting like a horse... Truly a man of dignity. Truly a great ambassador of the Cryo Archon.

It's pretty shocking at first! But Ayaka realises that she's seeing first hand just how much fun Yoimiya has with Tartaglia, and there's something about that that warms her heart.

She's pulled out her device to take a video of the whole thing, Yoimiya laughing and the smack she gives Tartaglia caught on camera.

The laughter really is contagious. And she's covering her mouth when she laughs, while her other pans the camera to focus on Tartaglia, then at Cloud. ]

[At first, he glances upwards to see Yoimiya laughing and having fun, which he hopes has gotten him out of the hot water he put himself in to begin with, softly yelping with a soft Hey! when she smacks his butt. His plan isn't to be a horsey for very much longer, but his eyes meet that of Cloud's own blue, stopping him in his tracks when he asks that.

First, Tartaglia's face adopts a light shade of pink, not having expected him to ask that out of all the questions in the entire world, before his head drops down and his entire body seems to shake with a silent laughter. He looks up with a grin on his face, face still a little red but he isn't missing a shred of confidence on his face when he responds:]

Every chance I get.

[MAYBE A LITTLE TMI BUT CLOUD ASKED SO

he is also unaware of being filmed loooool]

[ SORRY NOT SORRY FOR HER BOYFRIEND, CLOUD. This is her beloved Tartaglia, confident even as Snezhnaya's greatest horse man. Most people would probably feel some semblance of embarrassment but this is Yoimiya we're talking about.

Thus, there's not a hint of embarrassment nor shame when she speaks with a big bright smile. ]

Pretty sure that's how he likes it best.

[ NOBODY ASKED, YOIMIYA........

Because a certain blonde is still feeling like a brat, she isn't going to say a word about Ayaka on camera. He's gonna find out when it's too late. >:D In the back of her mind, she's already making a note to ask her brilliant friend for the video later, mwahahahaha. ]

[ ... wwwhat's with the look on Tartaglia's face. Was he just now getting embarrassed about how his girlfriend was riding him— ]

[ "Every chance I get." ]

Huh?

[ "Pretty sure that's how he likes it best." ]

[ Wha- ]

Wait—

[ He reels back, eyes wide and his breath catching in his throat. ]

That's not- you were just...-

I meant—

[ Oh. He. Is. Red. /// He looks up to Ayaka just in time to catch her recording them all. Congrats. You got your beau's face lit up red like a firework.

HELP. ]

[ Meanwhile, here's Ayaka who dropped her phone in shock after hearing what Yoimiya had to say.

It's still recording though, but at this point, it's just audio. ]

Cloud, please!

[ Of course he's getting scolded first. Ayaka is even redder than he is, and she looks so absolutely embarrassed and shocked and mortified right now. ]

Sh- Should we move on to another game, maybe?

[ Anything to get away from this topic already. Stop riding Tartaglia like a horse for now, Yoimiya. GET OFF HIM. ]

[Oh goodness, these are priceless reactions from both Cloud and Ayaka. He turns his head to see the dropped phone on the floor and poor Ayaka's face, before turning it back to the spiky blonde, his eyes shining in amusement. Did he take it the wrong way? Guess Cloud was being literal in his question, but he's never heard any military guy use that phrase in any other way than talking about something dirty.

So naturally, he starts laughing, and hard. Plus, he's not letting Yoimiya get off his back, slowly standing up as he shoots his arms back to catch her legs so she doesn't fall off. Piggy back ride time.]

Ahahahaha-! Oh goodness! You guys are a riot, I'm in stitches here-!

[Shifting Yoimiya upwards so she sits better on his back, he walks outward so he can look at both Cloud and Ayaka, grinning from ear to ear.]

Oh, I haven't laughed like that in a long time. You two should've seen the looks on your faces! I don't normally kiss and tell like that, but...

[Worth]

[ Oops. Judging from poor Ayaka and Cloud's flushed faces maybe, just maaaaaybe Yoimiya might have said a little TMI. She does feel bad watching her friend drop her phone in shock..... even if she can't stop the giggles from slipping out. Ah, poor sweet Ayaka. Making a note to treat her friend to a fun girl's day out to make up for embarrassing her. ]

Sorry, sorry! Couldn't help myself with that one.

[ ~~Is she really sorry though???~~

Still, she can't stop the merry laughs from slipping out as Tartaglia pulls her into a piggyback ride! Weeee~! Getting comfortable, she wraps her arms around his shoulders, latching onto him like a blonde firecracker koala.]

Hey, don't be too mean to them, okay? Remember, you're still in hot water for being a huge brat.

[ And to prove her point, one of her hands reaches over to tug on his cheek! ]

Hehe, yeah! We can play another game if you guys like M▊▊▊▊ Party. Or... [ Uh oh, she's most definitely up to no good, grinning from ear to ear. ] maybe a piggyback race?

[ She just wants to see Ayaka ride Cloud tbh— ]

Edited (added more!) 2024-01-11 23:14 (UTC)

[ Their brains all ultimately arrived at the same destination. And technically? Cloud started it. It was Yoimiya and Childe who finished. :) The four of them are now one collective, neuro network of laughter, embarrassment, thirst and shame. When he gets scolded first, he's flustered...and mayhaps looking a little ashamed. Don't pout beau. ]

S'cuse me.

[ But at least Tartaglia and Yoimiya were having a good time. ...at their expense. Don't shame them too hard, you two. :< They are closet filth. At least Cloud leans back onto his knees before pushing himself back up to his feet, pillow dangling in hand. Shaking his head, he tries to rid himself that fuzzy feeling in his brain, and clears his throat as if that was going to somehow dispel the blush.

Ahh. That was relatively harmless. They'll get over it. ~~Eventually~~. ]

You're just trouble all-around.

[ Mr. Tartaglia. >:{ ... But he doesn't really mean that. Not in the contexts of this night. When Yoimiya suggests a game like M▊▊▊▊ Party? He puts his hands on his hips as if to step up to the plate and agree. But she tapers... Or...? Or... what?! ]

Piggyback?

[ He cocks an eyebrow...before taking a look over at Ayaka. As if he was looking for guidance and a suggestion. ... His alcohol tolerance. He's too sober to make this choice on his own. SDFAJLK ]

[ There's no way to save face here. Ayaka is embarrassed, but it's not even because Cloud made a mistake or anything. It's because this sort of talk, even if they were joking, feels like something that shouldn't even be discussed out loud?!

Ayaka's a very private person, and she knows that Cloud would never tell anybody about what they do in the bedroom. But it does get her to wonder if other people can freely talk about these things with their friends... She might ask him that later on, when they're home.

Now, she won't even talk about it anymore. They should move on. Yoimiya and Tartaglia have had their fun. >:T ]

Ayato used to carry me that way a lot when I was younger. [ So she knows what that means! She's cool. ] Wouldn't it be dangerous if we started running around, though?

[ Not that Cloud would drop her. . . honestly, she'd cling to him like a koala that's wrapped around him with duct tape. Maybe it won't be so bad? She might even have fun in the process. So she looks back at Cloud in response, tilting her head a bit. ]

Would that be okay with you? I should not be too heavy...

[ Thankfully for Ayaka, she's not the only one with that train of thought. Not that he was admonishing the other two for taking advantage of his very poor choice of words, but that Cloud valued his own privacy too. He wasn't a people person. Not for general people he didn't know. But even amongst those closest to him, there were certain topics that you just...didn't breach? Not easily, anyway.

If nothing else, Ayaka's query when they return home wouldn't be fruitless. Even if he never did start talking about these sorts of things with other people (bragging about sex being too bomb with your girlfriend was out of his zone,) he'd...start thinking about it. ]

Guess it depends on where.

[ Would they have enough stretch of land to go? Are they just...racing around the couch? Hopping over it? The more he thinks about just how this was all about to unfold, the more prominent in Cloud's head was the feeling that this was all stupid. Smacking Childe with a pillow was one thing, but now things were getting ramped up. And what would they say about him doing that for her and what would Ayaka think and— ]

[ "Would that be okay with you? I should not be too heavy..." ]

I'll do it.

[ All aboard your stupid beau, Ayaka. Hardly a sigh of resignation either. Yup. That's it. ~~This is what happens when he doesn't get teased into doing something.~~ Cloud decides to return to her side on the couch. ]

I told you before. [ He turns his back to her, looking over his shoulder. Well? Miss Koalamisato? ] You're like a feather.

[He grins over to Cloud nervously as his cheek gets tugged on, chuckling a little through his teeth since Yoimiya hasn't let him out of the doghouse for what he did. But at least now he's not getting beaten with pillows, even if it was pretty funny. Still worth.

He watches both Cloud and Ayaka discuss Yoimiya's proposal, pleased with the direction this has gone in. His thoughts are the same as Cloud's; they can't really do this inside. He looks back at Yoimiya, giving her a quick apologetic kiss to her cheek before coming up with an idea to address their new piggyback race competition.]

We'll have to go outside if you want to race. Racing around the apartment building shouldn't be too dangerous, don't you think?

[In fact, it should be perfect. If they wipe, they'll just land on the grass instead of into a coffee table.]

I think Yoimiya and I could give you two a run for your money, haha. Racing is, after all, another sort of battle, and we work pretty well together.

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