[ But as Cloud attempts to compose himself and get his racer back into the game? It's not Yoimiya, Childe, or even his girlfriend. It's another racer. A CPU. Cloud sees the red shell warning as he crosses an item block and receives...a coin. ]
...no— [ BAM. There goes Cloud's lead as Roy Koopa goes head over ass in his kart. ] ...
[ Cloud humors himself. He presses the reverse view button. Just in time for a wayward green shell. Said koopa is getting absolutely demolished by random shit coming at him from behind after he's passed by the other human racers. And so begins, Cloud's inaugural welcome ceremony to the art of being,
ahem.
MarioKarted™ ]
Wow. Wow.
[ That's right. Everybody's getting screwed on and/or around this couch tonight. Childe & Yoimiya to each other. And Cloud by the AI.
As for Ayaka...?
Wait.
Where is Ayaka on the track right now? Cloud's lost his lead by a mile with a string of bad luck. ]
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[ But as Cloud attempts to compose himself and get his racer back into the game? It's not Yoimiya, Childe, or even his girlfriend. It's another racer. A CPU. Cloud sees the red shell warning as he crosses an item block and receives...a coin. ]
...no— [ BAM. There goes Cloud's lead as Roy Koopa goes head over ass in his kart. ] ...
[ Cloud humors himself. He presses the reverse view button. Just in time for a wayward green shell. Said koopa is getting absolutely demolished by random shit coming at him from behind after he's passed by the other human racers. And so begins, Cloud's inaugural welcome ceremony to the art of being,
ahem.
Mario Karted™ ]
Wow. Wow.
[ That's right. Everybody's getting screwed on and/or around this couch tonight. Childe & Yoimiya to each other. And Cloud by the AI.
As for Ayaka...?
Wait.
Where is Ayaka on the track right now? Cloud's lost his lead by a mile with a string of bad luck. ]