[He fights a maniacal chuckle as Cloud spins out, moving ahead quickly in the ranks just as he's done in the past when playing with Yoimiya. The computer isn't that good anyway, and 100cc isn't even a challenge in his eyes. As Yoimiya goes ahead with her explanation, his eyes widen when his gaze flicks over to her screen to see the red shell she'd just gotten- which she subsequently chucks right at him, the only person in front of her.]

No, no-!

[Of course, there's no dodging, and he didn't have any defenses, having gotten a mushroom that doesn't exactly get him out of harm's way. Yoimiya zooms past him, but he's as determined as ever to catch up. Poor Ayaka missing the item boxes though...he remembers when he used to do that too ;;]

Yeah, Cloud, watch my screen for a second.

[Since he's trying to catch up to his rude! Very rude! Girlfriend, he shows off his drifting skills.]

This is the drift button, [he says as he lifts his joycon up for Cloud to see. Better to show than to tell in this case.]

You want to hold your joystick in the opposite direction of the curve, [he says as Yoshi banks another curve, not losing any speed at all as he goes around it and passes one of the computer players.]

You'll get a little boost at the end of it if you do it right. That's how you catch up to little rascals who throw red shells at you...