[Hijikata cradles the mayonnaise bottle in his hands like it's his dead firstborn child.]

Bastard, what do you know?! You hate mayonnaise because you don't understand it!

[He gently sets it down and moves to draw his sword - however the security personnel had time to run up to him and tackle him just in time. He yells as he is restrained on the floor.]

I won't forgive you, Archer!! You cemented our enmity!

[The security men and some other nearby staff members offer Archer apologetic headshakes. They don't know what's wrong with this man either! (Then again, they're keeping a respectful distance to Archer himself as well... where did he pull those swords out from?!)]