Sometimes he just has to say the bluster, especially when he's feeling a Way about things. Like flirtations that he really should just be brushing away because some of his blood got turned into water.

He really should be brushing them away.

"Yes, you should. You can't just get by on two outfits," he said with a put upon sigh. "We'll go shopping soon. When you're not feeling the effects of the poison and blood loss."

Because he is going to make sure he has more than TWO outfits.