"I'm perfectly aware that peasant tastebuds cannot hope to compete with what my family prefers," Red Son said, setting down the plates of food and a glass of coconut water.

...when one is dating a not!vampire, you learn all the ways to replenish blood since the bloodletting isn't always before he's going to bed.

"How many outfits do you have?" He's eyeing those clothes as he takes his own seat to eat.