[ She takes another drink, on her way to moderately well-buttered thanks to the magic booze. And so she leans on his shoulder. ]

You think I'm some sort of asshole tamer, hm? Maybe. I like spirited people. Three of my four romantic partners are impossible, but I'm good at wrapping them around my little finger. Even my husband can be a gremlin when he sets his mind to it.

And if I expect people to not judge me on my worst traits, I should probably return the favor.