[ alhaitham sure talks a lot. has he always been this chatty? kaveh takes a deep breath, trying to block out most of what he's saying. man, a pair of headphones would sure come in handy. ]

Even if they're hyper intelligent squirrels I sincerely doubt that the squirrels constructed these stairs. [ kaveh types up another few lines, noting that the further they ascend the worse the construction is. ]