There was a girl back home, sort of? I don't know; we were kids, it lasted about a month, and I'm not sure any of the hanging out we did actually qualified.

[ It also Felt Wrong the literal entire time, but that's neither here nor there. Not her fault, either. It's entirely possible that both she and Yuri would've rather been 'dating' someone else. ]

...I guess there's also that one time during my last kidnapping when a game screwed with everybody's — relationships, for lack of a better word? It was supposed to be a date at the time.

[ And it's mortifying to think about in any detail, which is why he's being blithe. He will take murder and trauma games any day over the ones that messed with his head. ]