Well, maid cafes are about — service. [ Lips quirking a tiny bit involuntarily. ] You pick a 'maid' off the menu, and they sit with you while you eat and do whichever activities you want.

[ Still kicking his heel now and then, but he taps the different sections of the menu as he talks about them. ]

Maids with pink ribbons on [ a light tug on the ribbon tied around his right wrist ] do pink menu activities. Maids with black ribbons on [ and now another tug on the ribbon tied around his left wrist ] do black menu activities. It's all in good fun.