I always wanna teach you some French, Nenett. Part o' bein' a teacher!

[One or two more shuffles, and he cuts the deck in front of himself. Just gonna busy himself with the cards while they're taking up the fork.]

Here you go, rapid fire lesson -
Guys are monsieur. Gals get two different titles - madame if they married, mademoiselle if they ain't.
Use'em like "sir" and "miss". So instead of callin' me sir, you call me monsieur.

Try'n say it.