... I mean, honestly, I dunno why they ain't take ya seriously in the first place... ain't hard to believe, if you ask me.

[Give him a second, he's gonna think on this.]

Maybe... hmmm.
You got any limits to it? That might be what makes it kinda hard to believe - folks hear ya say that 'n think ya mean it literally.
But, I dunno... I can't picture you fallin' for someone who's eighty or somethin'.
Or someone who murdered a shitton o' people.

So... if ya got limits, maybe that the angle you oughtta focus on when folks don't take ya seriously.