[Oh, this man is becoming more and more relatable by the minute.]

Hard not to have anger management issues when there are incompetent and annoying people everywhere. Don't get me wrong, there are many good ones too! But, you know.

[Stepping up to his own next copy, he gets hit with "You wish it had been you instead of your brother". This one, he has to think about long and hard.]

How about none of us? But, shitty as it sounds, I'm glad it wasn't me. He was able to still lead a happy life; I don't think I'd have it in me.

[That answer is accepted, and he explains to Maine:]

He took a bad hit for me.