Then again, a bit more normally. Because that's either a whole lot to take in, or a hell of a baldfaced lie. He can't decide which he'd prefer. On the one hand, being lied to would be irritating. On the other … a five thousand year old not-vampire who definitely sounds like a vampire.
Not that vampires are real.
… Are they?
"Huh," he eventually says. And then: "Really old."
no subject
Slowly.
Then again, a bit more normally. Because that's either a whole lot to take in, or a hell of a baldfaced lie. He can't decide which he'd prefer. On the one hand, being lied to would be irritating. On the other … a five thousand year old not-vampire who definitely sounds like a vampire.
Not that vampires are real.
… Are they?
"Huh," he eventually says. And then: "Really old."