[ Snorts. ]

I appreciate the offer, but this city's also actually populated.

[ He absolutely made out on a restaurant table in front of a giant window during the handshake event in Tokyo-F, but those people didn't count. First of all, because they were basically paying for the show, and second of all because their creepy staticky faces didn't have eyes to feel. ]

Try me late at night. We can break into one of the stores and kill two petty crimes with one stone.