Not just 'bout church! Church is a part of somethin' a lot bigger, and that's what this assignment gonna be about.
What I'm talkin' about here is called religion. And that big, powerful person I mentioned, folks like that are called deities.

[The keywords, as he says them, flash onto his screen so Nenonen can remember how to spell them.
And then they're followed by a big smile, of course.]

We'll get a notebook for all this, but what I wanna see you do is some field research.
You gonna be the one studyin', now.

With that notebook, go out and ask folks you trust what religion was like in the world they come from, or if there are any deities they like.
Some folks gonna be mean about it 'cause they hate shit like religion. 'S okay, that's a part of it.
Some others might try'n convince you to believe the same stuff as them - don't focus on that too hard.

Write down stuff that sounds important. Write down stuff ya don't understand.
Then once you feel like you got enough, bring it all to me to talk about again.
How's that sound?