I guess I'll have to explore my options. [ Since he's already in her lap and all, he drapes his arms around her shoulders, mindful of where the kitties are housed. ]

I'm newish to baking but I'm pretty good at what I've tried so far, so sure. [ He doesn't mind at all that she's eating apples while he's in her lap, if anyone could understand a love of fruit... ]

Can't say that I have. It sounds chaotic. I'm not sure I'd be so great with little kids. I know that teenagers have a bad rap but at least you can talk to them.

[ Mm, hello tail. His swishes a few times and winds loosely around hers. ] That's right: hmmmm. Too bad that the things I'd like to do aren't for the eyes and ears of babies.