[ Now he's really grinning like an idiot. ] How dare you be this wonderful, it's an affront to the laws of nature.

[ He continues to pick Only The Best Apples and makes a stack in front of her. ] You're welcome, my dear. Whatever you don't eat now I'll stash in our room. [ There's a pile of emergency fruit somewhere cool. ]

Yes, they are excellent at squeaking. [ It'd hurt a little if they were any bigger. ] I'm sure they're feeling much better now that they're nestled in your hair. Wash is going to be thrilled and give them all schmoopy names, I might as well get started on shadow blankets for them all now that I've finally finished yours.